We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome

Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.

I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.

I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.