I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?

15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.