I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.

Obviously, the duty of artists is there, but it's more an indictment of the political system that someone like Zinn views artists as the seers, idealizing them as the people responsible for inspiring change.

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers