I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.