I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*