I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

In November I'll be releasing my new solo record, entitled 'Box Of Bees'. There's no music, it's just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees.

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?