I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

Generally speaking, if people are prepared to stick their heads above the power pit, like Zinn says, and absorb what's going on around them, it makes them think.

The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.