I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful