Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.

If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps