If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.

So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*