If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

I think maybe since there isn't a great deal of access to the mainstream media and people don't understand the language of mainstream media, if you put music out there with lyrics that are loosely political, people absorb some of it and spit it back out.

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.

And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.