I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.

I'm the Legendary Radio Head

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

My big problem with corporate structure is this bizarre sense of loyalty you're supposed to feel -- towards what is basically a virus. It grows or dies, like any virus. And you use it for your own selfish ends." - source

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.