My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?