I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.