I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
Thom YorkeWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
Thom YorkeIronically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.
Thom YorkeI bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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