The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

We didn't start out to make a protest record at all. That would have been too shallow. As usual, it was simply a case of absorbing what's going on around us.

If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.