The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?

I'm the Legendary Radio Head

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.