I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.