When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world.

Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.

We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.