I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

My big problem with corporate structure is this bizarre sense of loyalty you're supposed to feel -- towards what is basically a virus. It grows or dies, like any virus. And you use it for your own selfish ends." - source

And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth