Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.

Performing is great, but you are exposed to all this extra stuff that you don't have to deal with when you stop. I'm getting used to it now, but it's kind of just the fallout. It's really weird. It's not a natural situation to be in. It sounds like moaning, because I know that's what I'm supposed to do, and I'm not moaning.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup.

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.