Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

My big problem with corporate structure is this bizarre sense of loyalty you're supposed to feel -- towards what is basically a virus. It grows or dies, like any virus. And you use it for your own selfish ends." - source

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.