The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.
I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke
If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.
The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.