And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.