I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.
Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke