I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.