The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.