The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.