I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.

Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.

The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious

I'll drown my beliefs. To have you be in peace.

It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.

Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.