I'm not a martyr, just a musician who dies for your sins. Oh, that's what a martyr is? Very well then, I am a martyr, if you insist.

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.