At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.