Cigarrettes make you look cool

If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey