Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.