You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!

Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.

If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.