You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.