You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!

If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.

Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion