Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. That's the whole point. The gloaming has begun. We're in the darkness. This has happened before. Go read some history.