Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

I don't think young people are as demoralized as the media and government would like us to think. The obvious sign of that is how strong and how close personal connections are and how much people are able to build a life for themselves, despite all this stuff that's been thrown at them.

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse