If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

You are my centre when I spin away.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?

I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.