Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.