Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.

Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?