I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

I'd go onstage doing this thing, trying to fill this arena that I can't fill because I don't understand what this is. It's like you're given a job that's beyond you. And it's taken me years to realize what works in those big situations.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey