If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse

There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.