Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.

I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.

What the hell am I doing here?

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*