I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.
I'm the Legendary Radio Head
You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.
I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup.
I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?
Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.