And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.

Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.

We don't have to stand on a soap-box and preach because hopefully we're channelling it through the new record.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion