And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.

Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol