And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.