And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.