I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

We didn't start out to make a protest record at all. That would have been too shallow. As usual, it was simply a case of absorbing what's going on around us.

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs

If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.