I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.