You cannot kickstart a dead horse

I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.