There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.