I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

Generally speaking, if people are prepared to stick their heads above the power pit, like Zinn says, and absorb what's going on around them, it makes them think.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god