Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey
Thom YorkeRemember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.
Thom YorkeWhen I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
Thom YorkeI'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours
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