Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.
The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.
Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.