If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.
I find brass bands have a melancholy sound. All right out of doors, of course - fifty miles away. Like bagpipes, they turn what had been a dream into a public nuisance.
Her singing reminds me of a cart coming downhill with the brake on.