The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
Music first and last should sound well, should allure and enchant the ear. Never mind the inner significance.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it.