It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.