It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.