It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.