You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.