You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.