You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.