A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.