Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.