Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.