Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.