Being a movie star is stressful as hell. You've got to do crunches all day long. You've got to get up and learn lines.

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment industry is an impossibility; they are not coming. You have to make your own.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

Who is writing these screenwriting books? Not actually writing for the studios in Hollywood. These are people that have one or a half of a credit on maybe one movie, or none. So they're all theoretical.