The occupational hazard of making a spectacle of yourself, over the long haul, is that at some point you buy a ticket too.
Something had gone amiss with men, and the weak ones were dangerous.
My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw
An undisturbed river is as perfect as we will ever know, every refractive slide of cold water a glimpse of eternity.
Giving freaks a pass is the oldest tradition in Montana.
I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.