I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

When I announced I had cancer on stage, it was my brain leaping to that insane moment of, "There's no way I could start a show saying, 'Hi, I have cancer!'" And also for me to have these scars, and then think, "Oh my gosh, what if I did stand-up and not even acknowledge that my shirt was off, or that I have scars.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

In chaotic situations, I feel like I can take a breath and look around and assess the situation and see the big picture. Going through the traumatic time that I did in my life, that's also given me even more of a breather in life to just be like, "I know everything's going to be fine. Even if this is the worst show in the world, no matter what happens, everything's going to be fine." It's an accumulation of things.

I can't believe I'm breathing and happy and thriving.

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.