I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door.

I didn't know what my fate was as far as being alive.

It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.

I am just at tragedy right now.

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.